GROWED UP WRONG
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: The Box Babies Come In
More Confucious Says.....
1. America good place to put chinese restaurant.
2. Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.
3. Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
4. Man who run behind car get exhausted.
5. Man who is jacking off into a peanut butter jar is f__king nuts.
6. Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have sh_tty time.
7. Man who go to bed with a problem in hand wakes up in the morning with a solution in hand.
8. He who refuses to listen is lying.
9. He who stands in corner with hands in pocket doesn't feel crazy, feels nuts.
10. He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons.
11. He who pull out to fast leave rubber behind.
12. Man who put head on railroad track get splitting headache.
13. Wash your face in the morning, neck at night.
14. Man who have woman on ground have piece on earth.
15. Woman who fly upside down have hairy crackup.
16. Man who go to bed with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger.
17. Man born in backseat of car with automatic transmission grow up to be shiftless bastard.
18. Confucious say it take square ass to s**t a brick.
19. Rape is impossible. Lady run much faster with dress up than man with pants down!
20. He who sniffs Coke, drowns.
21. Crowded elevator smells different to midget.
22. Lady who live in glass house, dress in basement!
23. To make egg roll, push it.
24. Woman who puts detergent on top shelf, jump for Joy...
25. He who fart in church sit in own pew.
26. He who fucks dynamite gets big bang out of it.
27. She who rides bike peddles ass all over town.
28. He who lose key to girlfriends apartment get no new key.
29. Man who pick nose - head cave in.
30. Fly which rests on toilet seat gets pissed off.
31. Man who eats photograph of his sire is soon spitting image of his father.
32. Woman who put chicken and peas in soup, very unhygienic.
33. Man who sink into woman's arms will soon find arms in woman's sink.
34. Man who piss into strong wind gets wet.
35. Bread that is cast upon water gets soggy and sinks.
36. Hamsters which crawl into the wrong orifice get shit-faced.
37. Man with athletic finger make broad jump.
38. Boy and girl go camping together sure to have naughty intent.
39. Never trust men with short legs, brains too near the bottom.
40. All men eat, but Fu Manchu.
41. Secretary not part of furniture until screwed on desk.
42. Man who put cream in tart, not really a baker...
43. Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get A flat miner.
44. Man who walk middle of road get run over by bus.
45. He who let woman on top is f***ing up.
46. People who make Confucious joke speak bad English.
47. Woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat-house.
48. Confucious say: I didn't say that!!!
49. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky.
50. Man who no have kleenex by bed always come in handy.