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post #1 of 16 (permalink) Old 11-03-2006, 04:07 PM Thread Starter
 
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True Playa!!

Dont know if its a repost??? Someone sent me this today.




One evening Red went over to his friend Terry's house to play cards with some friends. Red sat directly across from Terry's wife. Red dropped a card on the floor
and bent down to pick it up. When he looked across the table he saw that
Terry's wife had her legs open and no panties on. He sat up and was
flushed. He went into the kitchen to get a drink of water. To his
surprise, Terry's wife had followed him into the kitchen and said "Did you
like what you saw?" Red said "Yes I did." She said "Well you can get
more than that, but it will cost you $500. " So Red thought about this
financial situation and said, "O.K." She said, "Come here tomorrow at
2:30 because Terry will be at work then." Red said, "I'll see you then."
The next day, Red came over, they had sex, he paid her, then he left.
Later, Terry came home and asked, "Has Red been over here today?" She
said, thinking she had been caught, "As a matter of fact, he did."

Terry said, "Good because that fool came by my job this morning and asked
to borrow $500 till this evening, and he said he would leave it with you."

NOW THAT'S A TRUE PLAYA!!!
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post #2 of 16 (permalink) Old 11-03-2006, 04:35 PM
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yep it's a repost but a damn good one!

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repopst but its s till funny

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post #4 of 16 (permalink) Old 11-03-2006, 10:03 PM
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post #6 of 16 (permalink) Old 11-04-2006, 02:22 AM Thread Starter
 
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i did'nt know if it was a repost or not, it was the first time i heard it, it was damn funny to me!!
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post #7 of 16 (permalink) Old 11-04-2006, 10:05 PM
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See guys are smarter than girls........ JK

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post #10 of 16 (permalink) Old 11-05-2006, 05:39 PM
 
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now that is funny..... LOL
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post #12 of 16 (permalink) Old 11-05-2006, 10:26 PM
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post #15 of 16 (permalink) Old 11-07-2006, 12:15 AM
Yea Im fat, but ur ugly!
 
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ha

I gotta try that out!!
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post #16 of 16 (permalink) Old 11-10-2006, 09:51 PM
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