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In the hospital, the relatives gathered in the waiting
room, where their family member lay gravely ill.
Finally, the doctor came in, looking tired and somber.
"I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he
surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left for
your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's
an experimental procedure, very risky, and you will
have to pay for the brain yourselves."
The family members sat silent as they absorbed the
news. After a great length of time, someone asked,
"Well, how much does a brain cost?"
The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male
brain, and $200 for a female brain."
The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried
not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women,
but some actually smirked. Finally, one man, unable
to control his curiosity, blurted out the question
everyone wanted to ask: "Why does the male brain
Cost so much more?"
The doctor said to the patient's family, "It's just
standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down
the price of the female brains, because they've
actually been used."
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post #2 of 9 (permalink) Old 03-07-2002, 09:23 PM
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HA HA! Glad I kept reading,I thought the ending was gonna be different....
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post #4 of 9 (permalink) Old 03-08-2002, 06:21 AM
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what the hell you tryin to say?

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hahaha.. GOOD CALL!!

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post #9 of 9 (permalink) Old 03-14-2002, 08:47 AM
 
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That one is pretty good.

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