Wanting to know how it Feels!
This man went to the doctor and told him he wanted to know how it felt to have a baby. The doctor explained that only a woman was able to know that. He said, I've got $5000.00 and I want to know. So the doctor put him in a room where he gave him a bottle of castrol and stuck a stopper up his ass with a long string attached. Now in about an hour your belly will be really churning, and when the pressure becomes to much to hold, simply pull the string and you will feel the same sensation a woman does when she has a baby.
Sure enough, about an hour passed and the cramping was extreme. Laying there flip flopping in bed there passes by a organ grinder and his monkey. The monkey noticing the long string flipping back and forth jumped in the window and onto the bed where he grabbed the string and yanked. Shit flew all over the little monkey.
The man grabs his stomach, leans up and looking at the monkey still wiping shit out of his eyes, Says, You might be a hairy little bastard and have shit all over you, but your mine and I love ya!