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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 10-31-2006, 11:17 AM Thread Starter
 
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> A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word
> "fascinate" in a sentence.
> Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's
> farm, and we all saw his pet sheep, It was fascinating."
> The teacher s aid, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word
> "fascinate, not fascinating"
> Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City
> and I was fascinated."
> The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to
> use the word "fascinate."
> Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she
> had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there
> was no way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him.
> Johnny said, "My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her
> tits are so big she can only fasten eight."
> The teacher sat down and cried
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