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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 10-20-2006, 11:19 AM Thread Starter
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A Texas Baby Boy

I was going through my stash of old playboys deciding which to keep and which togive to my little brother, and I saw this joke and figured I'd post it...

The Texan bought a round of drinks to celebrate the birth of his son. A Typical Texas baby boy weighing 20 pounds. Congradulations showered upon him.
Two weeks later he returned to the same bar, "Say," the bartender asked, "How mch does your boy weigh now?"
"Ten pounds," the fellow boasted.
"What?" the bartender said." But you said he weighed 20 pounds at birth!"
The Texan took a long swig from his lonestar, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and proudly announced, "I had him circumsized."

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post #2 of 3 (permalink) Old 10-23-2006, 11:03 PM
 
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damn... when'd my dad put his story's in playboy ^.^
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post #3 of 3 (permalink) Old 11-10-2006, 10:38 PM
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lol
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