Shame on you Adam!!!
Adam was lounging in the Garden. A funny smell hits his nose. Adam just has to find this nasty smell, so he gets up and begins to search. He goes over to Eve to get her to help, but the smell slaps him hard in the face.
With his nose all scrunched up, Adam asks Eve, "Ummmm.......Eve. Do you smell something?"
"Ummmm....No?", Eve replies half-heartily.
"Oh God Eve!" "You just have to smell that!", Adam shouts as he comes closer to Eve.
Eve replies sheepishly, "Ok Ok..........I've been noticing it the last few days." "I think it's coming from down there.", as she points to her neither region.
In a commanding voice Adam replies, "Eve, go down to the lake and wash yourself!"
Eve does as ordered and comes back "refreshed". Adam approves and they both fall asleep.
"ADAM! WAKE UP NOW!", commanded God.
"Adam, Did you tell Eve to go bathe in the lake?", asked God.
"Yes Lord. Eve was getting pretty rank."
"Oh GREAT!" "Adam, How in the heck do you think I'll EVER get that dang smell off the fish?"