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post #1 of 10 (permalink) Old 10-17-2006, 06:24 PM Thread Starter
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Blonde at a Football game

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game.
They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all
the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each
other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the
game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the
quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!

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post #2 of 10 (permalink) Old 10-17-2006, 07:35 PM
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LOL, that was great.

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post #4 of 10 (permalink) Old 10-17-2006, 10:32 PM
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Dammit, i didn't think anyone was listening to me. I sure was embarrassed when my boyfriend explained everything to me!
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Luckily for your boyfriend, it didn't click until three days later.

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post #6 of 10 (permalink) Old 10-22-2006, 12:02 AM
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lol, that wasn't half bad.
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