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Thats the Pig

A man comes home drunk with a chicken under his arm. The wife asks him where he has been. The man looks up and says, "this is the pig I've been fucking." The wife looks at him laughing and says, "Thats not a pig you drunk ass hole. Thats a chicken." The man then turns to the wife and says, "shut up bitch. I'm talking to the chicken."
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it was not a problem to bring money to his house at 10pm.so why is it a problem to call and bitch.it wasnt a problem when we were all sitting around smoking pot together.yes i said it we all were smoking pot together.what now stupid.
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