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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 10-13-2006, 09:57 PM Thread Starter
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A guy picks up a girl in a bar, and they go to a room for romance. She comes from the bathroom and sees that O'l Jim is taking his pants off. She gasps and says,
What happened to your knees. Jim says when I was about 5 I had a bad case of the kneasles. She said you mean measles. No kneasles. Jim began to take off his
socks and she gasps, what happened to your toes? Well, when I was 15 I had a severe case of tolio. She said you mean polio. No tolio. He then stood up and dropped his drawers and she busted out laughing and said, You must of had a major case of the small cox!
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Big Jim shoulda pulled his pistol and shot that bitch right between the eyes...

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