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post #1 of 10 (permalink) Old 10-11-2006, 11:11 PM Thread Starter
Ide fuck her in the ass..
 
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A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?" The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead I just can't take that chance."




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post #2 of 10 (permalink) Old 10-11-2006, 11:16 PM
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Good shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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post #3 of 10 (permalink) Old 10-11-2006, 11:17 PM
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That pretty funny
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post #5 of 10 (permalink) Old 10-12-2006, 12:43 AM
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Lol



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post #6 of 10 (permalink) Old 10-12-2006, 05:06 PM
 
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LMFAO... now that aint bad.
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post #7 of 10 (permalink) Old 10-12-2006, 07:45 PM
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tHATS PRETTY GOOD1
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post #8 of 10 (permalink) Old 10-13-2006, 02:23 PM
who cares
 
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post #9 of 10 (permalink) Old 10-13-2006, 02:50 PM
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that is probably one of the best i have heard on here

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post #10 of 10 (permalink) Old 10-14-2006, 11:09 AM
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thats a good one

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