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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 10-11-2006, 10:40 PM Thread Starter
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A British doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks."
A German doctor says, "That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks."
A Russian doctor says, "In my country medicine is so advanced, we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks."
An American doctor, not to be outdone, says, "You guys are way behind. We took a man with no brains out of Texas, put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work..
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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 10-12-2006, 02:31 PM
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can u really transplant lungs?
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post #3 of 5 (permalink) Old 10-12-2006, 05:10 PM
 
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can u really transplant lungs?

yes, had a friend in New Zealand(err... spelling?) who had cystic fibrosis and had a full double lung transplant... he lasted a few months, but he died recently ;( .... sometimes the body rejects the help you're trying to get it.
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post #5 of 5 (permalink) Old 10-15-2006, 12:13 AM
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that must be a really old joke

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