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post #1 of 15 (permalink) Old 03-06-2002, 04:06 PM Thread Starter
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The Dirty Sanchez
- A time honored event in which while laying the bone doggie style, you insert your finger into said woman's asshole, pull it out, and wipe it across her upper lip leaving a thin, shit moustache. This makes her look like someone whose name could be Dirty Sanchez. A very popular European variation of this maneuver called "The Hitler" involves a simple shit smudge under her nose, replicating the look of Hitler's mustache.

Rapp-N-Poke - It's sat. night in the hood and you're lookin to stuff the Ho of the week. After the bitches 9 juveniles hit the streets for their evening violence,you stroll up in you're beat-up Cadillac an
hour late with two quarts of mad dog to set the mood. Don't forget to stop along the way to sell a glock and two rocks of crack to some under aged criminals. Now start the evening by yelling,"come here you
black bitch and suck my meat" Dip your oversized nigger-cock into some Kool-Aid and stuff it between her dishlipps. Constantly beat her like the slave that she is and pound your fist into that bubble ass. Now whack off into a bucket of extra crispy and put it over her head so she can't see the watermelon that you're about to volley off of her thick skull. After you shoot her, go to the porch, sit down, and don't work for the rest of your life.

The Chili Dog - You take a shit on a girl's tits and then proceed to titty fuck her.

A Hot Carl - A simple maneuver where you withdraw your shaft from the bowels of her anus and place it directly into her mouth for a cleaning. Apparently some guy named Carl first tried this.

Furr Ball - You're chomping away at some mighty trollop who has a mane between her legs the size of Lionel Richie's afro, you don't mind though, that is until a mammoth furr ball gets lodged in your throat and causes you to beat the piss out of her.

New York Style Taco - (Also known as a wet Betsy) - Anytime when you are so drunk that when you go down, you boot on her box. All the fixin's

The Flying Camel - As she is lying on her back and you are hammering her from your knees, you carefully balance yourself without using your arms to prop yourself up. You then proceed to flap your arms and let out a long, shrieking howl, much like you would imagine a flying camel to sound like. Strictly a class move.

The Stranger - Sitting on your hand until it falls asleep and then jerking off, eliciting the feeling of a hand job from someone else.



My favorite

Donkey Punch - Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you cum, sticking your dick in her ass, and then punching her in the back of the head. This should give you a tremendous sensation, but for it to work correctly, the girl must be knocked out so that her asshole tightens up.
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post #2 of 15 (permalink) Old 03-06-2002, 04:34 PM
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We were at IHOP last weekend and someone said something about a Donkey punch, Primerpony proceeded to explain to me what it was, along with the Dirty Sanchez, Thanks Joel
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Me thinks a cetain female is gonna be mad about that
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a few more:

French Milkshake:

First you have to cum in somebody's mouth while receiving a blowjob. Then they have to kiss you and spit the jiz in your mouth. A real good alternative for the ladies who don't like to swallow.

Arabian Eye Goggle:

A man must get on all fours, butt naked. His partner must then get behind him, grab his schlong from between his legs, pull it back as far as possible and commence with a BJ. But that's not all... The person giving the BJ must deep-throat the Jimmy far enough that the forehead is touching the guy's asshole. This will then leave a nice brown dot on the forehead called the Arabian Eye Goggle.

Dog in a Bathtub:

This is a proper name for when you attempt to insert your nuts into a girl's ass. It is so named because it can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath.

Snowmobile:

Always a blast. When getting a girl while she's
on all fours, sweep out her arms so she falls on her face.
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I was watching South Park last night and they mentioned a lot of those positions in their "sex ed" class. Never heard of them and still wish I hadn't. Not very appealing stuff.
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Arabian Eye Goggle:

A man must get on all fours, butt naked. His partner must then get behind him, grab his schlong from between his legs, pull it back as far as possible and commence with a BJ. But that's not all... The person giving the BJ must deep-throat the Jimmy far enough that the forehead is touching the guy's asshole. This will then leave a nice brown dot on the forehead called the Arabian Eye Goggle.

LOL!

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Those are pretty good.

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What, no Glass-Bottomed Boat Ride?
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The Dirty Sanchez
- A time honored event in which while laying the bone doggie style, you insert your finger into said woman's asshole, pull it out, and wipe it across her upper lip leaving a thin, shit moustache. This makes her look like someone whose name could be Dirty Sanchez. A very popular European variation of this maneuver called "The Hitler" involves a simple shit smudge under her nose, replicating the look of Hitler's mustache.

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here are a few more that you left out
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