A little Ou and longhorn fun...
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Sooner fan.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Sooner fans too.
Not really knowing what an Sooner fan was, but wanting to be liked
by their teacher, their hands fly into the air.
There is, however, one exception.
Susie has not gone along with the crowd.
The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
"Because I'm not a "Sooner fan" she reports.
"Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?"
"I'm a Longhorn fan" boasts the little girl.
The teacher asks Susie why she is a Longhorn fan.
"Well, my Dad and Mom are Longhorn fans, so I'm a Longhorn fan too" she
"That's no reason," the teacher says. "What if your mom was a moron, and
your dad was an idiot. What would you be then?"
Susie smiles and says,
"Then I'd be an SOONER fan."
"Be who you are and say what you feel. The people who matter don't mind and the people who mind don't matter." - Dr. Seuss