I was driving home one day when approaching a intersection, I saw a blind man and his seeing eye-dog standing at the corner. As I began entering the intersection the dog pulled the blind man right out in front of me. I slammed on my brakes to keep from hitting him but unfortunately bumped him with my bumper. Jumping out of my truck I ran to him and helped him to his feet and asked if he was alright. As he is dusting himself off, I noticed he was pulling a biscuit out of his coat pocket. I hollered, hey man what the hell are you doing.
Don't give that dog a biscuit, why hell he almost got you killed. The man quickly replied and said, Oh don't worry I'm not I'm just trying to find his head so I can kick his ASS!!!!