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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 10-06-2006, 09:01 PM Thread Starter
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I was driving home one day when approaching a intersection, I saw a blind man and his seeing eye-dog standing at the corner. As I began entering the intersection the dog pulled the blind man right out in front of me. I slammed on my brakes to keep from hitting him but unfortunately bumped him with my bumper. Jumping out of my truck I ran to him and helped him to his feet and asked if he was alright. As he is dusting himself off, I noticed he was pulling a biscuit out of his coat pocket. I hollered, hey man what the hell are you doing.
Don't give that dog a biscuit, why hell he almost got you killed. The man quickly replied and said, Oh don't worry I'm not I'm just trying to find his head so I can kick his ASS!!!!
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post #4 of 8 (permalink) Old 10-09-2006, 05:49 PM
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I thought it was kinda funny myself.
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the joke was like going some where! then it really sucked
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you suck at telling jokes.
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Maybe that's why he has '0' post count....
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Originally Posted by 817Ricky
you suck at telling jokes.
No I think he sucks at typing jokes!!
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