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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 10-05-2006, 09:53 PM Thread Starter
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45-yr. old virgin

There Was This 45 Yr. Old Virgin Who Developed A Infection,so Off To The Doctor She Went. The Doctor Ask What Was Wrong. She Replied That She Was Having Female Problems. So The Doctor Examined Her And Came Back With A Diagnosis Of A Std. She Scoffed And Told Him She Was A Virgin And Had Never Had Sex Before. Shocked And Skeptical He Decided To Re-test The Woman To Make Sure Of No Mistake. He Once Again Returned And Told The Woman That He Had Made A Terrible Mistake. The Woman Sighed With Relief But Asked The Doctor What He Had Found. He Told The Woman That She Was Still A Virgin, But Her Cherry Had Rotted And She Had Fruit Flies!!!
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and now we see how caps can be WAY overused...
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post #7 of 8 (permalink) Old 10-08-2006, 01:10 PM
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