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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 10-04-2006, 08:10 PM Thread Starter
Gone but never forgotten
 
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Senior Personal Ads

SENIOR PERSONAL ADS

Some "Senior" personal ads seen in Florida newspapers: (Who says
seniors don't have a sense of humor?)

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FOXY LADY:
Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5'4" (used
to be 5'6"), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion.
Matching white shoes and belt a plus.
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LONG-TERM COMMITMENT:
Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband, and am looking for
someone to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness, fainting, shortness of
breath not a problem.
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SERENITY NOW:
I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and
meditation. If you are the silent type, let's get together, take our
hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.


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WINNING SMILE:
Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated
flosser to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.


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BEATLES OR STONES?
I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on
Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar.
If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, let's get
together and listen to my eight-track tapes.

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MEMORIES:
I can usually remember Monday through Thursday.
If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our
two heads together.

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MINT CONDITION:
Male, 1932, high mileage, good condition, some hair,
many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves.
Isn't in running condition, but walks well.

"It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men." ~ Frederick Douglass
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post #2 of 3 (permalink) Old 10-04-2006, 08:14 PM
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Originally Posted by mutherjuggz
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MINT CONDITION:
Male, 1932, high mileage, good condition, some hair,
many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves.
Isn't in running condition, but walks well.
Looks like bill is looking for a lady friend

Honesta Mors Turpi Vita Potior
Quote:
Originally Posted by RedLilPony
If you call me, I'll have phone sex with you.
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post #3 of 3 (permalink) Old 10-08-2006, 11:19 PM
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huh thats some funny shit

Just another day in paradise.
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