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post #1 of 15 (permalink) Old 10-03-2006, 05:48 PM Thread Starter
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Q - What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
A - Nothin. You done told that bitch twice.

Q - What do you do when your wife is stumbling around in the backyard?
A - Shoot her again.

Q - What's the first thing a woman does after she gets back from the battered women's shelter?
A - The God damned dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

Doctor says, I've got some good news and I've got some bad news.
What's the bad news, Doc?
You've got ten days to live.
Well then what's the good news?
Did you see that hot blonde receptionist out there? I'm fucking her!
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post #2 of 15 (permalink) Old 10-03-2006, 11:34 PM
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what do you call a woman with one black eye?

a quick learner!
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post #4 of 15 (permalink) Old 10-04-2006, 12:43 PM
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lol now that's a good post to piss of some feminists HA keep em coming
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post #9 of 15 (permalink) Old 10-04-2006, 07:01 PM
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Q: Why did the woman cross the road?
A: Who the fuck cares, shes not in the kitchen like she should be

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Originally Posted by RedLilPony
If you call me, I'll have phone sex with you.
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post #10 of 15 (permalink) Old 10-05-2006, 05:20 PM
4 Cams are better than 1
 
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post #11 of 15 (permalink) Old 10-05-2006, 11:38 PM
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what's strong enough for a man,but made for a woman?



the back of my hand
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post #12 of 15 (permalink) Old 10-05-2006, 11:41 PM
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When's the only time a woman is above a man?


When the kitchen is upstairs.
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post #13 of 15 (permalink) Old 10-06-2006, 01:26 AM
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True story..
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post #14 of 15 (permalink) Old 10-06-2006, 10:19 AM
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post #15 of 15 (permalink) Old 10-06-2006, 05:43 PM
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LMFAO!!! nice jokes danny

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