In the Batter's Box
Join Date: May 2005
Location: DFW minus the D
Got This In An E-mail..
though it was pretty funny...........
>A firefighter was working on the fire truck outside the station when
> noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little
> hanging off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
> The girl was wearing a fire fighter's helmet. The wagon was being
> pulled by her dog and her cat. The firefighter walked over to take a
> closer look.
> "That sure is a nice fire truck," the firefighter said with
> "Thanks," the girl replied.
> The firefighter looked a little closer and noticed the girl had tied
> wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
> "Little Partner," the fire fighter said, "I don't want to tell you
> to run your rig; but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's
> collar, I believe it could go faster."
> The little girl replied thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but
> wouldn't have a siren."