Got this off another forum that I poast on. Thought it was funny
A blind man is sitting in a bar. After a while, he yells to the bartender,
"Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The entire place becomes so quiet you could hear a pin drop.
In a deep, husky voice, the woman sitting next to him says,
"Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it's only fair....given that you are
blind....that you should know five things:
Number 1: I'm a 6-foot-tall, 175-lb. blonde woman with a black
belt in karate.
Number 2: The bartender is a blonde girl who keeps a baseball
bat under the counter.
Number 3: The lady to your right is a blonde champion wrestler.
Number 4: The woman sitting next to me is a blonde professional
And number 5: The bouncer is a blonde woman who once killed a
man in self-defense!
Now, think about it seriously, mister. Do ya still wanna tell
that blonde joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, then shakes his head, and
mutters, "Nah.. . . . not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."