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post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old 09-25-2006, 08:31 AM Thread Starter
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Wanna hear a blonde joke

Got this off another forum that I poast on. Thought it was funny

A blind man is sitting in a bar. After a while, he yells to the bartender,

"Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The entire place becomes so quiet you could hear a pin drop.

In a deep, husky voice, the woman sitting next to him says,
"Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it's only fair....given that you are
blind....that you should know five things:

Number 1: I'm a 6-foot-tall, 175-lb. blonde woman with a black
belt in karate.

Number 2: The bartender is a blonde girl who keeps a baseball
bat under the counter.

Number 3: The lady to your right is a blonde champion wrestler.

Number 4: The woman sitting next to me is a blonde professional
weightlifter.

And number 5: The bouncer is a blonde woman who once killed a
man in self-defense!

Now, think about it seriously, mister. Do ya still wanna tell
that blonde joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, then shakes his head, and
mutters, "Nah.. . . . not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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post #2 of 2 (permalink) Old 09-25-2006, 09:12 AM
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I heard that before but it was a red neck joke.

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