Ide fuck her in the ass..
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: CrooKed I muthafucker!
> A woman awakes during the night to find her husband was not in
> > bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.
> > She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee
> > in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring
> > at the wall. She watches as he wiped a tear from his eye and
> > takes a sip of his coffee. "What's the matter?", she whispers
> > as she steps into the room," Why are you down here at this time
> > of night?". The husband looks up from his coffee," Do you
> > remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16?"
> > he asks solemnly. "Yes I do" she replies. The husband paused.
> > The words were not coming easily. "Do you remember when your father
> > caught us in the back seat of my car making love?" "Yes, I remember"
> > said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him. The husband
> > continued. "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face
> > and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I'll send you to jail
> > for 20 years?" "I remember that too" she replied softly. He wiped
> > another tear from his cheek and said, "I would have gotten out today".