The Decent Guy
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: staying away from the tall woman with the adams apple.
this guys walks into a bar and see this other guy there with a 10"BIC lighter, he walks over and says "wow that is the biggest lighter I have ever seen, where did you get it" the guy tells him to go to the alley and look for a odd shaped lamp, there is a genie(sp?) in it.
the guy, skeptical, goes to the alley anyway, he sees the lamp and starts to pick it up when poof the Genie pops out. the Genie says "I will grant you one wish for finding me" the man thinks for a sec and says " I wish for a Million bucks" the genie looks at him and says "it is done" then a huge flock of ducks come flying thru the alley. the guy goes back to the bar and finds that guy and says "hey there is something wrong with that genie, I asked for a million bucks but all I saw were about a million ducks" the guy looks up at him and says " I know do you really think I asked for a 10" BIC"