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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 09-15-2006, 08:44 PM Thread Starter
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The bottle of Merlot

> A gentleman asked a waiter to take a bottle of
> Merlot to an attractive
> woman he spotted dining alone. The waiter took the
> Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from the
> gentleman seated over there," indicating the sender.
> She regarded the wine coolly for a second, not
> looking at the man, and decided to send a reply note
> to the man. The waiter, who was lingering for a
> response, took the note from her and conveyed it to
> the gentleman.
> The note read:
> "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a
> Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the
> bank, and 7 inches in your pants." After reading the
> note, the man decided to compose one of his own in;
> return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter
> and instructed him to return this to the woman.
> It read:
> "For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a
> BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL600 and a Porsche Turbo in my
> garage. There is over twenty million dollars in my
> bank account. But, not even for a woman as beautiful
> as you, would I cut three inches off. Just send the
> bottle back."
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