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The Cowboy and the FEMA Genie

The Cowboy and the FEMA Genie

A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the Texas plains

without water. His horse has already died of thirst. He's crawling through

the sand, certain that he has breathed his last breath, when all of a

he sees an object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him.

He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers what

looks to be an old briefcase. He opens it and out pops a genie. But this

no ordinary genie. She is wearing a FEMA ID badge and a dull gray dress.

There's a calculator in her pocketbook. She has a pencil tucked behind

one ear.

"Well, cowboy," says the genie... "You know how I work. You have

three wishes."

"I'm not falling for this." said the cowboy. "I'm not going to trust a

FEMA genie."

"What do you have to lose? You've got no transportation, and it

looks like you're a goner anyway!"

The cowboy thinks about this for a minute, and decides that the

genie is right. "OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plenty of food

and drink."


The cowboy finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever seen,

and he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies.

"OK, cowpoke, what's your second wish."

"My second wish is that I was rich beyond my wildest dreams."


The cowboy finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with

rare gold coins and precious gems.

"OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more wish. Better make it a

good one!"

After thinking for a few minutes, the cowboy says... "I wish that

no matter where I go, beautiful women will want and need me."


He turned into a tampon.

The moral of the story:

If the government offers you anything, there's going to be

a string attached
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