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How To Install A Home Security System In Texas

HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM IN TEXAS

1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work
> boots.
>
>
> 2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo
> magazine and your NRA magazines.
>
> 3. Put a few giant-sized dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.
>
>
> 4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
>
>
> "Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went for more ammunition. Back in
> about an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the
> mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer
> took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.
> Anyways, I locked all four
> of 'em in the house. Better wait in your truck till I get back."
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post #2 of 2 (permalink) Old 09-09-2006, 11:32 AM
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HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM IN TEXAS

1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work
> boots.
>
>
> 2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo
> magazine and your NRA magazines.
>
> 3. Put a few giant-sized dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.
>
>
> 4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
>
>
> "Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went for more ammunition. Back in
> about an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the
> mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer
> took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.
> Anyways, I locked all four
> of 'em in the house. Better wait in your truck till I get back."
lol, I'd stay far far away

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