How To Install A Home Security System In Texas
HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM IN TEXAS
1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work
> 2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo
> magazine and your NRA magazines.
> 3. Put a few giant-sized dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.
> 4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
> "Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went for more ammunition. Back in
> about an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the
> mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer
> took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.
> Anyways, I locked all four
> of 'em in the house. Better wait in your truck till I get back."