Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."
Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
Stomp of little plastic ketchup packets.
Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all
weather conditions in order "to keep them tuned up."
Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think!"
Practice making fax and modem noises in public.
Make beeping noises when a person backs up.
Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."
Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
Adjust the background color on your email so that all your email correspondence is in green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
Staple papers in the middle of the page.
Honk and wave to strangers you see while driving.
Decline to be seated at a restaurant and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
TYPE ONLY IN UPPERCASE.
type only in lowercase.
dont use any punctuation either
Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
Ask people what gender they are.
While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
Sing along at the opera.