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Polish Divorce

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.

The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

Q: Have you any grounds?
A: Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

Q: No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
A: It made of concrete.

Q: I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
A: No, we have carport, and not need one.

Q: I mean. What are your relations like?
A: All my relations still in Poland.

Q: Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
A: We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

Q: Does your wife beat you up?
A: No, I always up before her.

Q: Why do you want this divorce?
A: She going to kill me.

Q: What makes you think that?
A: I got proof.

Q: What kind of proof?
A: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put in shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: "Polish Remover."

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i heard he asked is she was a nagger
and he answered

no, she is a white women about 5'6"

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i heard he asked is she was a nagger
and he answered

no, she is a white women about 5'6"
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i heard he asked is she was a nagger
and he answered

no, she is a white women about 5'6"
i heard it, "is she a nagger?" the guy answers, "no but our last kid is, that's why i want a divorce."
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