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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 08-30-2006, 04:41 PM Thread Starter
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GOOD:
In Richardson, Texas State Trooper was running radar. He had a perfect spot
to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting any. Then he discovered the
problem. A twelve year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted
sign which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD!" The officer later found a young
accomplice down the road with a sign reading, "TIPS" and a bucket full of
money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!)

BETTER:
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated
radar post in Plano, Texas. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being
cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded
with another mailed photo of handcuffs.

BEST:
A young woman was pulled over in Austin, Texas for speeding. As the Texas
State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she
said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Texas State Police
Ball." He replied, "Texas State Troopers don't have balls." There was a
moment of silence while she smiled and he realized what he'd just said. He
then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was laughing
too hard to start her car.
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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 08-30-2006, 11:07 PM
 
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First one was the best to me...
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post #3 of 4 (permalink) Old 09-04-2006, 06:28 PM
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I liked the second one!!
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post #4 of 4 (permalink) Old 09-06-2006, 02:45 PM
Dead Stop Bobby :D
 
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1st and second were great.. 3rd wasn't too bad
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