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post #1 of 9 (permalink) Old 08-23-2006, 10:57 AM Thread Starter
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Why parents drink

A boss wondered why one of his most valued employee had not phoned
in sick one day.
Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed
the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper.

"Hello?"

"Is your daddy home?" he asked.

"Yes," whispered the small voice.

"May I talk with him?"

The child whispered, "No."

Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is
your Mummy there?"

"Yes."

"May I talk with her?"

Again the small voice whispered, "No."

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the
boss asked, "Is anybody else there?"

"Yes," whispered the child, "a powiceman."

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss
asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"

"No, he's busy", whispered the child.

"Busy doing what?"

"Talking to Mummy and Daddy and the Fireman," came the whispered
answer.

Growing more worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter
through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?"

"A hewocopper" answered the whispering voice.

"What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.

Again, whispering, the child answered, "The search team just landed
the hewocopper."

Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are
they searching for?"

Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle:

"ME."

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post #2 of 9 (permalink) Old 08-24-2006, 05:39 PM
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lol, that little bastard would get a whippin if I had anything to do about it

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post #3 of 9 (permalink) Old 08-24-2006, 09:51 PM
 
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sounds like my little girl
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post #4 of 9 (permalink) Old 08-24-2006, 09:55 PM
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I hope they found the little buggar
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post #5 of 9 (permalink) Old 08-24-2006, 11:44 PM
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Lmao!!
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post #6 of 9 (permalink) Old 08-26-2006, 07:20 PM
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LMAO! Sounds like some shit I did as a kid!
post #7 of 9 (permalink) Old 08-28-2006, 01:25 PM
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funny

IF YOU DON'T STAND BEHIND OUR TROOPS ~ FEEL FREE TO STAND IN FRONT OF THEM.
IN GOD WE TRUST
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Very nice......
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Originally Posted by RedLilPony
LMAO! Sounds like some shit I did as a kid!
i was gonna say the same
me and a friend hid out under a truck all day. my mom called the cops and there were about 3-4 cops looking for us

FTP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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