My wonderful girlfriend and I had been together for
over a year, and so we decided to get married.
There was only one thing bothering me...it was her
beautiful younger sister. My prospective
sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini
skirts, and generally was bra-less. She would
regularly bend down when she was near me, and I
always got more than a pleasant view.
One day "little sister" called and asked me to come
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone
when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had
feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love
to me just once before I got married and committed
my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if
you want one last wild fling, just come up."
I was stunned and frozen in shock, as I watched her
go up the stairs. I stood here for a moment, then
turned and made a beeline straight to the front
door, I opened the door, and headed straight toward
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing
outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father in-law hugged me
and said, "We are very happy that you have passed
our little test.... we couldn't ask for a better man
for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
And the moral of this story is . . .
Always keep your condoms in your car.