The Decent Guy
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: staying away from the tall woman with the adams apple.
Kind of dumb but still funny, WORK WARNING
Johnny asked his Mom if he could go to the
local carnival. She said, "Yes." At the carnival
Johnny won the ring toss and selected a huge bag
of M&M's for his prize. Excited he ran home to
show his Mom. After showing her his prize he asked
if he could have some M&M's. She said,"Yes but,
don't eat too many -- it's almost dinner." She poured
a small amount into his hand. Johnny tipped his head
back and popped the handful into his mouth. He ran over
to the house cat, picked it up, bit it, put it down,
ran outside, and jumped on his bike racing it
around the house a few times. Afterward Johnny
went back into the house and asked for some more
M&M's. Puzzled she poured some more into his hand.
Again, Johnny repeated actions a 2nd, 3rd, and 4th
time. Upon the 5th request his Mom asked,"Johnny, what are
you doing?" Johnny replies,"I'm playing truck driver."
She says,"Truck driver? Can you explain?" Johnny
says,"Yes, I'm popping pills, eating pussy,
and driving like hell!"