The Decent Guy
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: staying away from the tall woman with the adams apple.
Some good Jokes, WORK WARNING
Q. What's the speed limit of sex?
A. 68; at 69 you have to turn around.
Q. Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box?
A. She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and moaning,
"Lie to me!"
Q. Why is air a lot like sex?
A. Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
Q: Why are Monica Lewinsky's cheeks so puffy?
A: She's withholding evidence.
Q. What's the difference between light and hard?
A. You can sleep with a light on.
Q. Why is sex like a bridge game?
A. You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.
Q. Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
A. Because it scares the hell out of the dog.
Q. If a light-sleeper sleeps with a light on, what
does a hard-sleeper sleep with?
Q. What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration.
Q. What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
A. Erotic is using a feather . . . kinky is using
the whole chicken.
Q. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. One. . . Men will screw anything.
Q. If there were 4 potatoes in a room, which one
would be the prostitute?
A. The one that's labeled "IDAHO"
Q. What is the difference between a peeping tom
and a robber?
A. A robber snatches watches
.Q. If the dove is the bird of peace, what's the
bird of true love?
A. The swallow