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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 03-02-2002, 04:31 PM Thread Starter
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Some good Jokes, WORK WARNING

Q. What's the speed limit of sex?
A. 68; at 69 you have to turn around.

Q. Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box?
A. She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and moaning,
"Lie to me!"

Q. Why is air a lot like sex?
A. Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

Q: Why are Monica Lewinsky's cheeks so puffy?
A: She's withholding evidence.

Q. What's the difference between light and hard?
A. You can sleep with a light on.

Q. Why is sex like a bridge game?
A. You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.

Q. Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
A. Because it scares the hell out of the dog.

Q. If a light-sleeper sleeps with a light on, what
does a hard-sleeper sleep with?

Q. What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration.

Q. What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
A. Erotic is using a feather . . . kinky is using
the whole chicken.

Q. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. One. . . Men will screw anything.

Q. If there were 4 potatoes in a room, which one
would be the prostitute?
A. The one that's labeled "IDAHO"

Q. What is the difference between a peeping tom
and a robber?
A. A robber snatches watches

.Q. If the dove is the bird of peace, what's the
bird of true love?
A. The swallow



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post #2 of 7 (permalink) Old 03-03-2002, 08:38 AM
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so whats the Answer to this one?




Q. If a light-sleeper sleeps with a light on, what
does a hard-sleeper sleep with?

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Those are great!!!! LOL!!!!!!!


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post #4 of 7 (permalink) Old 03-03-2002, 03:01 PM
 
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those are good i had a Chick cop pull me over one time. she asked how fast i was going, i was like uhh about 60 she said think about 69, i was like you bet i am!
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Q. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. One. . . Men will screw anything.


That one is so true

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Q. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. One. . . Men will screw anything.


That one is so true

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Yea that is pretty much true but you say that like it is abad thing
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Re: Some good Jokes, WORK WARNING

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Q. Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box?
A. She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and moaning,
"Lie to me!"
LOL!
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