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post #1 of 11 (permalink) Old 08-11-2006, 01:09 PM Thread Starter
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Lame but funny joke... well kinda funny

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man


He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back

Oh my, I am so sorry, " the woman says as she pops her eye back in place

"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you, " she says.


They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.

After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.


They had a wonderful, wonderful time


The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed! ! Everything had been SO incredible! !!


"You know, " he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"

"No, " she replies. . . . . . "


Wait for it.


It's coming.



The suspense is killing you, isn't it?








She says:
"You just happened to catch my eye"

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post #2 of 11 (permalink) Old 08-11-2006, 01:10 PM
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i must admit, i did laugh!

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i must admit, i did laugh!

god bless.
LOL, I chuckled...

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post #4 of 11 (permalink) Old 08-12-2006, 12:33 PM
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that was stupid

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post #5 of 11 (permalink) Old 08-12-2006, 12:40 PM
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post #6 of 11 (permalink) Old 08-14-2006, 03:05 PM
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got a good chuck out of that one.

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post #7 of 11 (permalink) Old 08-17-2006, 10:55 AM
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post #8 of 11 (permalink) Old 08-17-2006, 06:00 PM
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hahahah, Love it

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post #9 of 11 (permalink) Old 08-19-2006, 02:38 PM
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yea...no pun intended

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post #10 of 11 (permalink) Old 08-19-2006, 02:40 PM
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ha, funny in a stupid way

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post #11 of 11 (permalink) Old 08-20-2006, 06:42 PM
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lol

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