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Blonde At The Doctor's Office

AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE A gorgeous young redhead goes into the
doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and
screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed e ven more. She
pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and
screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?
"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."
"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."

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Wow That Is Great, I Didn't See That Coming, Roflol
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There was an e-mail bouncing aroung work with a dozen or so but it was the best. IMO

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Good one....LOL!!

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haha that was a good one
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