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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 08-02-2006, 11:35 AM Thread Starter
 
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Some funnies

Q. How are women and tornadoes alike?
A. They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.
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This guy wakes up out of a deep sleep and, feeling real horny, nudges his wife awake and asks, "Why don't we get it on, eh?" She replies, "I have an appointment at the gynecologist tomorrow and you know I don't like to make love the night before." So the husband agrees and rolled back over and started to go back to sleep.

A few minutes later, he nudges his wife again and asks, "You don't by any chance have a dentist's appointment tomorrow, do you?"
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A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room. "Where the hell do you think you're going?" he says. "I'm going to Las Vegas. You can earn $400 for a blow job there, and I figured that I might as well earn money for what I do to you free."

The husband thinks for a moment, goes upstairs, and comes back down, with his suitcase packed as well. "Where do you think you going?" the wife asks. "I'm coming with you...I want to see how you survive on $800 a year!!!"
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post #2 of 3 (permalink) Old 08-07-2006, 11:11 AM
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Haha, good one!
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post #3 of 3 (permalink) Old 08-08-2006, 12:58 PM
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