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post #1 of 14 (permalink) Old 03-01-2002, 02:19 PM Thread Starter
 
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More dating gems....

Did you come? = Because I didn't.

I have something to tell you. = Get tested.

I'm a Romantic. = I'm poor.

I'll give you a call. = I'd rather have my nipples eaten off by wild dogs than see you again.

I never meant to hurt you. = I thought you weren't a virgin.

Trust me. = I'm cheating on you.

I love you. = You're a good lay.

I think we should just be friends. = You're ugly.

Haven't I seen you before? = Nice ass.

I want to make love to you. = Let's fuck.

Was it good for you? = I'm insecure about my manhood.

We need to talk. = I'm pregnant.

I had a wonderful time last night. = Who the hell are you?

I've been thinking a lot. = You're not as attractive as when I was drunk.

I've learned a lot from you. = Next!

I want a commitment. = I'm sick of masturbation.

I think we should see other people. = I have been seeing other people.

Let's get married. = Now can we fuck?

We don't have to do anything until you are ready. = Put out or get out.

I feel it's time to express our love for each other. = Give me head.

I still think about you. = I miss the sex.

Is there something wrong? = Is it supposed to be this soft?

You're so mature. = I hope you're eighteen.

It's never been like this before. = It's my first time.

Yes...Yes...*scream!* = Aren't you done yet?
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post #2 of 14 (permalink) Old 03-01-2002, 05:18 PM
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if you would work instead of posting up joke after joke after joke, im sure you could buy that supercharger you want...

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Har Har!!
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if you would work instead of posting up joke after joke after joke, im sure you could buy that supercharger you want...
Hey, why do I get bashed for trying to bring a ray of FREAKIN' sunshine into your MISERABLE little lives?!?!
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post #5 of 14 (permalink) Old 03-01-2002, 05:59 PM
 
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Hey it brought sunshine to my world Thnak you very much!!
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post #6 of 14 (permalink) Old 03-02-2002, 07:23 AM
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Har Har!!
Ok. Enough already
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post #7 of 14 (permalink) Old 03-02-2002, 12:06 PM
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Re: More dating gems....

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I feel it's time to express our love for each other. = Give me head.

I still think about you. = I miss the sex.
LMAO

Never two truer statements made
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post #8 of 14 (permalink) Old 03-03-2002, 10:57 AM
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Ok. Enough already
Don't read my posts!
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post #9 of 14 (permalink) Old 03-03-2002, 03:38 PM
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HaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHaaaaaaaaaaa
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post #10 of 14 (permalink) Old 03-03-2002, 04:23 PM
 
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LOL, Those are funny

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post #11 of 14 (permalink) Old 03-03-2002, 06:53 PM
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Funny! = I laughed at each one!
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post #12 of 14 (permalink) Old 03-04-2002, 12:28 AM Thread Starter
 
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Re: Re: More dating gems....

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LMAO

Never two truer statements made
That's the exact same thing I thought when I read those 2!!
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post #13 of 14 (permalink) Old 03-04-2002, 12:33 AM
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That's the exact same thing I thought when I read those 2!!
I know right but then again just about everything a guy tells a women means one of those two things
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post #14 of 14 (permalink) Old 03-06-2002, 12:33 PM
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This one was actually pretty good!
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