A brunette is driving a pickup truck down this mountain road with a redhead and a blonde riding in the back. The brunette suddenly loses control of the truck and it goes off the road and into a lake. The brunette escapes out the door and the redhead escapes also but the blonde drowns......why?....Because she couldnt get the tailgate open
A blonde and brunette jump off a building, which one hits the ground first? The brunette does cause the blonde has to stop and ask for directions.
A brunette, redhead and a blonde are going to be put to death by firing squad. So when its the brunettes turn, as they are about to shoot, she yells "earthquake!!" and everyone starts running ducking for cover. When its the redhead's turn, as they are about to fire, she yells out "tornado!!"....again everyone runs. And then when its the blonde's turn, they say "ready...aim...", then the blonde yells out "fire!!"
Those are only a few that i know....ill post more when i think of some more