GROWED UP WRONG
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: The Box Babies Come In
Tysons Parole Test!
Mike Tyson As part of his parole agreement, Mike Tyson has to go back to
school and finish grade 5. This is Mike's Ebonics homework assignment.
He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence:
1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.
2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.
3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fights the other night. Man, somebody
get that catacomb.
4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.
5. Rectum - I had two Cadillacs, but my bitch rectum both.
6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment
they gonna send me back to the joint.
7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.
8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a rolex. I say, "Man, it look fake." He
say, "Bullshit, that watch Israel."
9. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho in the apartment undermine.
10. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me
to the pool hall.
11. Iraq - When we got the pool hall, I tol' my uncle, "Iraq, you break."
12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on
stain for dinner?"
13. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street," how much?" she say "fortify".
14. Income - I just got in bed wif a ho and income my wife.