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Tysons Parole Test!

Mike Tyson As part of his parole agreement, Mike Tyson has to go back to
school and finish grade 5. This is Mike's Ebonics homework assignment.
He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence:

1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.

2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.

3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fights the other night. Man, somebody
get that catacomb.

4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.

5. Rectum - I had two Cadillacs, but my bitch rectum both.

6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment
they gonna send me back to the joint.

7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.

8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a rolex. I say, "Man, it look fake." He
say, "Bullshit, that watch Israel."

9. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho in the apartment undermine.

10. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me
to the pool hall.

11. Iraq - When we got the pool hall, I tol' my uncle, "Iraq, you break."

12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on
stain for dinner?"

13. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street," how much?" she say "fortify".

14. Income - I just got in bed wif a ho and income my wife.
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Income - I just got in bed wif a ho and income my wife.

LOL!!
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LOL, Those are pretty good

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Re: Tysons Parole Test!

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2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.

LOL! Mine too!
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Re: Tysons Parole Test!

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5. Rectum - I had two Cadillacs, but my bitch rectum both.

13. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street," how much?" she say "fortify".
HAHAHA!!!!!
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i would not get in the ring with mike if he read those you put up..then again he might show up at your house..those were funny as hell..
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i would not get in the ring with mike if he read those you put up..then again he might show up at your house..those were funny as hell..I wouldn't get in the ring with Mike even if he didn't read these post. He may be a dumb ass but he can sure hit hard!!!
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Truly a masterpiece, i couldnt stop laughing. Tyson cracks me up big time.
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