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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 07-26-2006, 06:05 AM Thread Starter
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Jesus is watching you

> > >A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his
> > >around, looking for valuables; and when he picked up a CD player
> > >place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the
> > >saying, "Jesus is watching you."
> > >
> > >He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and
> > >froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head,
> > >promised to take a vacation after the next big score.
> > >
> > >Then he clicked the light on and began searching for more
> > >Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires,
> > >clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you."
> > >
> > >Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for
> > >source of the voice.
> > >
> > >Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to
rest on
> > >a parrot.
> > >
> > >Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.
> > >
> > >"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to
> > >you."
> > >
> > >The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"
> > >
> > >"Moses," replied the bird.
> > >
> > >"Moses?" the burglar laughed ... "What kind of people would name a
> > >Moses?"
> > >
> > >"The same kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus."
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haha, pretty funny!!
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post #3 of 4 (permalink) Old 07-27-2006, 11:33 AM
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Good one!
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post #4 of 4 (permalink) Old 07-27-2006, 11:40 AM
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<---could have used those 20 seconds to read a funnier joke.

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