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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 07-09-2006, 09:30 AM Thread Starter
 
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The rich executive & the factory worker

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>A rich executive and a factory worker happened
>to be sitting next to each other at a bar.
>
>The factory worker overheard the rich guy tell
>the bartender he just had celebrated his 25
>year wedding anniversary last week.
>
>With nothing else better to do, the factory worker
>told the rich guy he himself also was married
>25 years, and asked the rich guy what he got
>his wife for their anniversary.
>
>The rich man replied
>"I got my wife a 5 carat diamond ring encircled
>with emeralds that I designed myself with the jeweler
>...and I got her a new Mercedes.
>
>"The bartender asked why he got her 2 presents,
>as either one would have been more than sufficient.
>
>The rich guy said
>"I figured if she didn't like the ring, she
>could drive back to the jewelry store in
>style to exchange it".
>
>The factory worker said he also got his wife
>2 presents for their anniversary this year.
>
>He said
>"I got her a pair of slippers and a dildo."
>
>The bartender again interjected on the
>conversation to ask why such a choice of gifts.
>To which the factory worker replied;
>"I figured if she didn't like the slippers
>she could go fuck herself."
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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 07-09-2006, 09:32 AM
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good one

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lmao nice

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post #4 of 5 (permalink) Old 07-12-2006, 10:48 PM
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Thats a good one.

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post #5 of 5 (permalink) Old 07-13-2006, 02:17 AM
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