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post #1 of 12 (permalink) Old 07-07-2006, 10:22 AM Thread Starter
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Joke........bad boobs

Man picks up a woman from the bar and takes her home. She pulls her shirt off and displays some nasty titties. The man keeps quite. Right before she pulls her pants off she says "I need to tell you I have an acute angina" The man says " That's great! Because your tits are fucking ugly!"

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post #2 of 12 (permalink) Old 07-07-2006, 10:29 AM
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post #3 of 12 (permalink) Old 07-07-2006, 12:46 PM
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Not sure about that one!

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Not sure about that one!

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Sounds like " a cute vagina"

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post #5 of 12 (permalink) Old 07-08-2006, 06:36 AM
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funny

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post #6 of 12 (permalink) Old 07-09-2006, 09:28 AM
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You need to work on your delivery, that was horrible.

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post #7 of 12 (permalink) Old 07-09-2006, 09:39 PM
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You need to work on your delivery, that was horrible.
i 2nd that motion

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post #9 of 12 (permalink) Old 07-09-2006, 10:17 PM
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Hilarious!

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post #10 of 12 (permalink) Old 07-10-2006, 09:34 AM Thread Starter
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You need to work on your delivery, that was horrible.

Sorry, I typed it quick and it's kinda hard to put forth the full affect when your typing it. Apparently some people get it and think it's funny.

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post #12 of 12 (permalink) Old 07-11-2006, 02:51 AM
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Sorry, I typed it quick and it's kinda hard to put forth the full affect when your typing it. Apparently some people get it and think it's funny.

i get it and think it is funny. I will have to add that to my repertoire of medical jokes.
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