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I thought this was a good one

Man takes wife to the doctor. Doctor comes out and says I have some bad news. Your wife either has Alzheimers or Aids, we will have to do some extensive testing on her. The husband says, I can't affor that right now. I just started a new job and my insurance has not taken affect. So the doctor tells the husband to take her to the Mall on the way home and drop her off. They husband asks " What good would that do?" The doctor said " If she finds her way home, don't fuck her."

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