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Donald Rumsfeld briefed the President this morning.
He told Bush that 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq .

To everyone's amazement, all of the color ran from Bush's face.
Then he collapsed onto his desk, head in hands, visibly shaken,
almost whimpering.

Finally, he composed himself and asked Rumsfeld,


"Just exactly how many is a brazillion?"

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post #2 of 14 (permalink) Old 07-07-2006, 12:47 PM
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post #3 of 14 (permalink) Old 07-08-2006, 06:41 AM
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sounds like bush

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lol def. bush..

he makes us texans look bad :-(
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lol thats fucking funny.
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that shit is funny



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post #8 of 14 (permalink) Old 07-11-2006, 09:36 AM
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haha!
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post #9 of 14 (permalink) Old 07-12-2006, 08:01 AM
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lol def. bush..

he makes us texans look bad :-(

You make us look bad.

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post #10 of 14 (permalink) Old 07-12-2006, 08:02 AM
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lol def. bush..

he makes us texans look bad :-(
If Bush makes you look bad, then I guess it doesn't take much.
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post #11 of 14 (permalink) Old 07-13-2006, 06:33 AM
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lol def. bush..

he makes us texans look bad :-(
Yeah, because being Commander in Chief is a really crappy job to make it to...

That didn't quite come out correctly.
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post #12 of 14 (permalink) Old 07-15-2006, 05:55 PM
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the dixie chicks make texas look bad

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post #13 of 14 (permalink) Old 07-15-2006, 05:57 PM
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This comes to mind when I read or hear the word "Brazil"


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post #14 of 14 (permalink) Old 07-16-2006, 01:55 AM
 
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thats great!
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