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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 07-07-2006, 05:48 AM Thread Starter
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son of a B****

Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."

Priest: "What have you done my child?"

Girl: "I called a man a son of a *****."

Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a *****?"

Girl: "Because he touched my hand."

Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)

Girl: "Yes father."

Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a *****."

Girl: "Then he touched my breast."

Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)

Girl: "Yes father."

Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a *****."

Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."

Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)

Girl: "Yes father."

Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a *****."

Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."

Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)

Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"

Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a *****."

Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"

Priest: "THAT SON OF A *****!!!"

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post #2 of 8 (permalink) Old 07-07-2006, 06:05 AM
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post #3 of 8 (permalink) Old 07-07-2006, 06:43 AM
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post #6 of 8 (permalink) Old 07-07-2006, 09:35 AM
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post #7 of 8 (permalink) Old 07-07-2006, 12:48 PM
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post #8 of 8 (permalink) Old 07-07-2006, 02:14 PM
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