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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 07-06-2006, 05:29 PM Thread Starter
 
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>A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word
>"fascinate" in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went
>to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep It was fascinating."
>The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word
>"fascinate, not fascinating". Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family
>went to see Rock City and I was fascinated." The teacher said, "Well,
>that was g ood Sally, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate."
>Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been
>burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he
>could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him. Johnny said, "My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can


>only fasten eight." The teacher sat down and cried.
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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 07-06-2006, 05:37 PM
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Opulance. I has it.
 
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That's kinda funny eh.
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post #3 of 5 (permalink) Old 07-06-2006, 05:53 PM
 
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I think Gina works at Bone Daddys.
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post #5 of 5 (permalink) Old 07-08-2006, 06:39 AM
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lol

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