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I told this one a while back but will put back up

this little girl goes up stairs to the bathroom where her mom is taking a shower, she looks and points and says "mommy what is that?" the mom looks at her and says "that is a hairy pussy" the girl ask "will I get one of those" and the mom says "when you grow up and reach puberty" the girl is happy and goes downstairs

while down stairs she goes in the bathroom and sees her dad taking a shower and looks and points and says " hey dad what is that? the dad smiles and says "that is a nice big cock" the girl looks at him and ask "will I get one of those" the dads leans down and says "just wait till mommy goes to the store"
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post #2 of 20 (permalink) Old 02-27-2002, 10:58 PM
 
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LMAO! That's so wrong....give yourself 2000 more hell points sir!
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LMAO! That's so wrong....give yourself 2000 more hell points sir!
but you laughed
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OMG!!!!! That's just wrong!!!! Ew!!!!!!!!!!!
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OMG!!!!! That's just wrong!!!! Ew!!!!!!!!!!!
but it is damn funny,
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but it is damn funny,
Yea, you are right......
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LMAO..............but thats still bad, very bad
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your going to hell,strieght to hell i say.

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my job is done then
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Eww...that is GROSS!
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Eww...that is GROSS!
but did you laugh?
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You sir are a bad, BAD person
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You sir are a bad, BAD person
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that has to be the sadest thing i have EVER heard! you should be ashamed of yourself!
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that has to be the sadest thing i have EVER heard! you should be ashamed of yourself!
how in the blue hell is that the "saddest" thing you ever heard, I couldn't stop laughing when I heard it.
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that sounds like so many jokes I tell.... hahaha
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post #20 of 20 (permalink) Old 03-09-2002, 07:03 PM Thread Starter
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that sounds like so many jokes I tell.... hahaha
Oh yea do tell
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