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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 02-27-2002, 10:12 PM Thread Starter
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one last one for the day

How To Impress...

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
Wine her,
Dine her,
Call her,
Hug her,
Hold her,
Surprise her,
Compliment her,
Smile at her,
Laugh with her,
Cry with her,
Cuddle with her,
Shop with her,
Give her jewelry,
Buy her flowers,
Hold her hand,
Write love letters to her,
Go the end of the earth and back again for her.

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN
Show up naked,
Bring beer.
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post #2 of 7 (permalink) Old 02-28-2002, 12:49 AM
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That is sooo funny! And it makes sense too......
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post #3 of 7 (permalink) Old 02-28-2002, 12:46 PM
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Re: one last one for the day

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HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN
Show up naked,
Bring beer.
It's on like hot buttered popcorn!

I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination.
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post #4 of 7 (permalink) Old 02-28-2002, 06:16 PM Thread Starter
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That is sooo funny! And it makes sense too......
but it is so true, and you all know it
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post #5 of 7 (permalink) Old 03-01-2002, 08:07 AM
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post #6 of 7 (permalink) Old 03-01-2002, 08:31 AM
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HAHA...thats great!

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post #7 of 7 (permalink) Old 03-01-2002, 08:38 AM
 
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Am I the only one that thought "hell, even the BEER is optional!!!"?
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