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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 02-27-2002, 10:10 PM Thread Starter
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here is a little insight to what women mean

Top Ten Rejection Lines Given by Women
(and what they actually mean)


I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred
banjo-playing
geek in "Deliverance.")

There's a slight difference in our ages. (You are one jurassic
geezer!)

I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (I'd rather have sex with a
carnival worker who's on disability.)

My life is too complicated right now. (I don't want you spending the
whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys
I'm seeing.)

I've got a boyfriend (who's really my male cat).

I don't date men where I work. (Hey, bud, I wouldn't even date you
if you were the only guy in the 'solar system', much less the same
building.)

It's not you, it's me. (It's not me, it's you.)

I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and
unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)

I'm celibate. (I've sworn off only the men like you.)
...and the number 1 rejection line given by women (and what it
actually means)

Let's be friends. (I'd like you to stay around so I can tell you in
excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex
with.)
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post #2 of 8 (permalink) Old 02-28-2002, 12:51 AM
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Alot of those are true......uh.....I mean.....well, some women mean those things when they say them!
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Re: here is a little insight to what women mean

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Originally posted by Cartman

It's not you, it's me. (It's not me, it's you.)

I'm celibate. (I've sworn off only the men like you.)

Let's be friends. (I'd like you to stay around so I can tell you in
excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex
with.)
Haven't heard these yet, but I am sure I will at some point. I have used the it's not you, it me though.....lol
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are you implying that woman are difficult? lol
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Quote:
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are you implying that woman are difficult? lol
We know that's not the case
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are you implying that woman are difficult? lol
Who me?? No women are great, how else would get fed, clean clothes, and all that good stuff
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Who me?? No women are great, how else would get fed, clean clothes, and all that good stuff
Dood? Where's the NO MA'AM avatar?!?!
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Dood? Where's the NO MA'AM avatar?!?!
Gone the way of the camaro
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