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post #1 of 10 (permalink) Old 02-27-2002, 10:09 PM Thread Starter
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a little late but still funny

10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk
But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.

9. Our love will never become cold and hollow
Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.

8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store
In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.

7. This feels so good, it feels so right
I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.

6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class
Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass.

5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished
But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!

4. Through all the things that came to pass
Our love has grown. . . but so's your ass.

3. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie
I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty".

2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny
So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!

1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister
You should check out the one that I gave to your sister!
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post #2 of 10 (permalink) Old 02-27-2002, 10:25 PM
 
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Re: a little late but still funny

Before I met you, my heart was so famished
But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!

ROFLMAO!!!!!
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post #3 of 10 (permalink) Old 02-27-2002, 11:04 PM
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Re: Re: a little late but still funny

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Before I met you, my heart was so famished
But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!

ROFLMAO!!!!!
Har Har!!
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post #4 of 10 (permalink) Old 02-28-2002, 12:11 AM
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Yea, you think you are funny.......


it is pretty good though!
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post #5 of 10 (permalink) Old 02-28-2002, 06:23 PM Thread Starter
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Yea, you think you are funny.......


it is pretty good though!
I'm not
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post #6 of 10 (permalink) Old 02-28-2002, 11:54 PM
 
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I'm not
I think you're funny....you goofy fuck you
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post #7 of 10 (permalink) Old 03-01-2002, 01:46 AM Thread Starter
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I think you're funny....you goofy fuck you
Hey I am not "funny" stop hitting on me
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post #8 of 10 (permalink) Old 03-01-2002, 08:14 AM
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post #9 of 10 (permalink) Old 03-01-2002, 08:29 AM
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