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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 02-27-2002, 10:07 PM Thread Starter
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something for you to ponder

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what
fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing
husbands on beer cans.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with little tiny
spoons and forks so I wonder what Chinese mothers use. Perhaps
toothpicks?

Employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified
in case of an emergency. I think you should write. A Good Doctor.

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

How do I set my laser printer on stun?

How is it possible to have a civil war?

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
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post #2 of 7 (permalink) Old 02-27-2002, 10:20 PM
 
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Re: something for you to ponder

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Aren't some of those Steven Wright jokes? Still funny either way!!
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not sure who said them but they are funny to me
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not sure who said them but they are funny to me
Yeah, I think I saw a list of his quotes, and some of those were on there, along with the classics like, "Why do you park in a driveway, yet drive on a parkway"
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Yeah, I think I saw a list of his quotes, and some of those were on there, along with the classics like, "Why do you park in a driveway, yet drive on a parkway"
that would be george carlin....lmao
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Those are great!
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